I was researching the the top celebrity draws at present and upon stumbling over a Wikipedia entry, I read that Ashley Tisdale –Sharpay Evans of High School Musical — “… on August 5, 2008… was included in the list of Forbes Hollywood’s 10 Top-Paid Tweens.”
I’m confused… Tishdale’s all of 23 years old on August 2008, right? For future reference, does the term ‘tween’ cover people playing one now?
Darry’s sibling drafts a map
To reposing fowl dominion
Grafting, splinting greens of sap
Plant shoots fly-by-night opinion
Line up chuppers to FedEx
Tap more holes in, bend like Becks
Funky spinners score points in Yuan
Thank the gods I spell with Pinyin
This was the way they paid Their bills –
The cash changed hands so budget kills.
When Muffy checked Check’s issued slips,
She found some thick-skinned, barefaced gyps:
Four Pantones and five PROCESS hues?!
That common box?!! Whee, doubled dues
Pour alimenter la famille de Jacques!
Don’t think they’ll get their money back.
And next, ladies and gentlemen, we have 1017, a barbecue, an overdue get-together with Cross-stitching Lindseyphile, then something out of the blue. Y’all, we must be in some kind of an obscure Mark Burnett production… (checks budget) er… make that UPN production, folks.
I want to be sedated.
Sing a song of 50 Cent
A pocketful of kryptonite
Five and twenty Orcs, an Ent
Squeegeed on a kite
The kite flew over Mordor
Rohirrim lost a king
Will halflings reach the Valar
With bangs and bongs and blings?
