No Time For Losers
Politicians communed in some of their best daywear to proclaim winners of the May elections, Benigno Aquino III and Jejomar Binay. Mar Roxas made a no-show, makes me think if he’s the superficial Noynoy teammate all along. I mean, he was Korina’s ex (yes, I people can be that shallow. Heh.). Also maybe a sore loser.
Jejomar Binay waves and people hoot and chant. He has about a dozen grandchildren. There’s his kid, who succeeds him as Mayor of Makati. There’s his daughter holding another public office in Makati. Noy-Bi! Noy-Bi! Showbiz people cheer hooters and chanters on. Such decorum in Congress, people.
Ooh, showbiz people. There’s Charo Santos-Concio, Mother Lily, Ogie Alcasid, Cesar Montano. Cesar says he is a close personal friend of Noynoy’s and that Cesar will support him even if Cesar lost in the elections held in Bohol. Ogie is writing a “Filipinos, unite like the rainbow and Noynoy is our hope” song. Dingdong Dantes tries doing a George Clooney (2010 Oscars) impression grinning with an extremely scruffy face. What’s his role, Noynoy’s official underwear model? Corned tuna endorser?
Noynoy’s receding hairline looks less receded. Thin layers of implants or makeup? No straggly strands in sight. I grudgingly think, good work, Kris.
Because Noynoy’s a bachelor, his four sisters make a big deal about sharing First Lady duties because their brother needs mommies personal ambassadors and function hostesses. Will he be staying in Malacanang or something akin to Arlegui? Will the self-appointed First Ladies move in with him, and with them, their husbands and kids? One sister says they won’t use government money for their planned ambassadorial projects. Kris Aquino says Noynoy can do what he wants with his hair and wardrobe, he’s president now and she’s only trying to help him. Shut up, Kris.
One thing for certain, Noynoy and Binay sure don’t mind installing more of family into offices. Regular Mafia Wars guys. We’re so lucky.
Shalani Soledad, First Girlfriend. So I guess this means she’s Technically First Lady Though In This Country Which Takes Pride In Its Unshakable Proper Marriage Foundations (Look At Binay And His Hot Patootie) Not Quite Yet So I Guess Kris Is Back In The House This Time With Joshua James And Baby James SONAs Interspersed With Extra Info Such As Botox STDs And James’s Next Patooties, takes pictures with her iPhone. Was that an iPhone? Does iPhone have sufficient zoom for this? Let me look it up. Oh, wow, iPhone 4. Precioussss.
Hah, balimbings stating faith in the guy from the start.
Noynoy gives neat answers in signature basso profondo to people fielding him neat questions. They also talk about possibility of vacation, oy. We have a long road ahead, big news. Hope you can walk the talk, Mister.
